I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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