Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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