you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
