I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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