You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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