I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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