dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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