how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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