We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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