Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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