I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
