so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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