i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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