My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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