I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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