I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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