youre lurking in front of me
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
