what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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