idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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