Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
