As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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