you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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