Define "chronic" masturbator.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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