Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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I need you to use more vowels.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I need a beard to bite.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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