I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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