and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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