Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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