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(248): View more from Michigan

u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go

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(207): View more from Maine

I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers

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(818): View more from California

...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?

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(303): View more from Colorado

just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals

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(678): View more from Georgia

I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.

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(914): View more from New York

I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.

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(480): View more from Arizona

My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar

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