Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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