Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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