Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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