your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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