He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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