The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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