Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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