Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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