To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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