this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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