Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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