I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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