Pappa wants mamma naked
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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