it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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