i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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