Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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