Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Boobs speak an international language.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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