Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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