Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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