The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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