i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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