I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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