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Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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