He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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