oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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