woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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