I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
How external is "for external use only"?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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