i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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