I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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