I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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